"Because he'll eat your soul" isn't reason enough?

[aldersprig]

stolen from recessional, who stole it from thatyourefuse:

Give me a character's name and I will tell you three reasons why it would be terrible to try to date them, have sex with them, or be in a long-term relationship with them.

For an extra challenge, pick characters you know I'm fond of. Anyone can tell you reasons not to date Cthulu, after all.

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[elfling_eryn]

Well what about Autumn? She seems to be a great woman so far =)

[aldersprig]

Aah, Autumn. The girl who never stays. To date Autumn, you have to be willing to accept that you'll see her once or twice a year, unless you're willing to uproot yourself completely to follow her.

[clare_dragonfly]

Ardell!

No, I'm kidding. The subject line just made me think of him :-P

Hmm, let' see. I can pretty quickly think of reasons not to date Addergoole characters, to be honest! How about Tess, from the Planners?

[aldersprig]

The phrase "married to the job" doesn't suit Tess as well as the idea that nuns are "married to Jesus." She is the job, is the planning. She could handle a quiet lesbian love affair easier than a guy; a guy she'd ask for a family tree going back five generations and a genetic analysis.

Plus, her entire job is about secrets.

[kc_obrien]

Cole. :-D

[aldersprig]

Cole?

He's pretty sure he visited Monogamy once. It was a boring place and he grabbed the first Door out of there that he could find.

He's a rocket in the sack, though, a considerate, if sometimes impatient, lover.

[kc_obrien]

I'm a bad person, so what about our, Zen Magi?

[aldersprig]

Josie?

Well, either Josie or Cole can tell you, in quite a few words, some of them profane, that Josie isn't Cole.

Josie, being who and what she is, reads meaning into everything, attaches meaning to everything, and clutches on like a lamprey when she's in a relationship.