meme in lieu of content - the pairing questions

Yoinked from, among other people, clare_drgonfly, who made my day by answering this for Kai/Rozen here.

Give me a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

Feel free to mention any pairing from a fandom you know I like, or any of my original characters. I'll try to come up with technology equivalents for non-modern day settings.

WINTER!

I would like to send you a Christmas/Winter holiday card. If you'd like one, send me your address, please.

Yes, even overseas.

If you'd rather have "Holiday" than "Christmas" (or a specific Holiday), please let me know that, too.