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aldersprigTo Friendly Anon's commissioned prompt and @Inventrix's request, the first half of a continuation of Porter Needs a Girlfriend (LJ).
Other than 4500 words on Addergoole-proper, this is all I've written in days. It feels weird. O_O Yeah. I've been THAT sick.
It wasn't that Porter minded his friends' "help" in getting him a girlfriend. After all, he knew that he'd need to get a girlfriend, or at least someone cooperative in baby-making, sometime in his four years at Addergoole. Possibly twice, even.
It was just that they - although he suspected Timora, from the amused, wicked looks she was giving him - kept picking such imposing girls, girls that didn't seem to smile much, girls that, in some cases, didn't really seem to even like guys.
He was pretty sure that Timora was trying to mess with his head, he just didn't know why.
He was also hopeful, because it looked like these dinner dates were working their way down through the Cohorts, which meant, if he was going to have a "surprise" date tonight, it would probably be a Ninth Cohort. And, aside from Timora, none of the Ninth Cohorts he'd met were really at all scary.
"Hey, Kitty, Kitty." Too late, Porter looked up, realizing that, lost in thought and hurrying to get home for the theoretical Ninth Cohort Dinner Date, he hadn't been paying attention.
Lots of people called him Kitty. Only one person did it in that unctuous tone of voice, like she was grooming his name.
"Tess." And because she and her crewmate were never far apart, "Lucian."
"Hey, Kitty." Lucian leaned against the wall behind Porter. "Have you had a chance to think about our invitation?"
"Your..." He looked between the two of them, Tess's green eyes boring into him, Lucian's close-winged pose deceptively closed, making him look harmless. "Oh," he smiled, and choked out a little laugh. "I thought that was a joke. I mean, I already have a crew..." And even if Sylvia runs everything, I trust her.
"Ah, but we could really use your power, pretty kitty."
"So you want me for my doors, not my drawers." In a way, he was relieved. Tess was a very frightening woman when she wanted something, and Lucian was little better.
Like that laugh. He chuckled throatily behind Porter. "We wouldn't mind both, would we, Tess?"
Eep. Feeling like he was being eaten with their eyes, he cast around for the quickest Door surface. There was under his feet - but that could have unpleasant consequences. You never knew how far away the floor would be, for one, and it was hard to close the door after yourself.
"Mmm. There's not much I'd mind with him," Tess agreed. A quick glance told porter that the scales running down both sides of her neck were shifting color, from "safe" white-and-green to deep red. Her voice was taking on that funny tone to it, like she had a reverb going, and Porter knew what that meant.
"No,thank you." Sailors of legend had dived over the sides of ships to get to sirens. Porter dived through the floor to escape this one.
He pulled the door upwards, grabbed the handle that was created when he did that, and swung down onto the third floor by the handle, yanking the door shut with his weight.
And then, of course, the doorknob vanished.
Other than 4500 words on Addergoole-proper, this is all I've written in days. It feels weird. O_O Yeah. I've been THAT sick.
It wasn't that Porter minded his friends' "help" in getting him a girlfriend. After all, he knew that he'd need to get a girlfriend, or at least someone cooperative in baby-making, sometime in his four years at Addergoole. Possibly twice, even.
It was just that they - although he suspected Timora, from the amused, wicked looks she was giving him - kept picking such imposing girls, girls that didn't seem to smile much, girls that, in some cases, didn't really seem to even like guys.
He was pretty sure that Timora was trying to mess with his head, he just didn't know why.
He was also hopeful, because it looked like these dinner dates were working their way down through the Cohorts, which meant, if he was going to have a "surprise" date tonight, it would probably be a Ninth Cohort. And, aside from Timora, none of the Ninth Cohorts he'd met were really at all scary.
"Hey, Kitty, Kitty." Too late, Porter looked up, realizing that, lost in thought and hurrying to get home for the theoretical Ninth Cohort Dinner Date, he hadn't been paying attention.
Lots of people called him Kitty. Only one person did it in that unctuous tone of voice, like she was grooming his name.
"Tess." And because she and her crewmate were never far apart, "Lucian."
"Hey, Kitty." Lucian leaned against the wall behind Porter. "Have you had a chance to think about our invitation?"
"Your..." He looked between the two of them, Tess's green eyes boring into him, Lucian's close-winged pose deceptively closed, making him look harmless. "Oh," he smiled, and choked out a little laugh. "I thought that was a joke. I mean, I already have a crew..." And even if Sylvia runs everything, I trust her.
"Ah, but we could really use your power, pretty kitty."
"So you want me for my doors, not my drawers." In a way, he was relieved. Tess was a very frightening woman when she wanted something, and Lucian was little better.
Like that laugh. He chuckled throatily behind Porter. "We wouldn't mind both, would we, Tess?"
Eep. Feeling like he was being eaten with their eyes, he cast around for the quickest Door surface. There was under his feet - but that could have unpleasant consequences. You never knew how far away the floor would be, for one, and it was hard to close the door after yourself.
"Mmm. There's not much I'd mind with him," Tess agreed. A quick glance told porter that the scales running down both sides of her neck were shifting color, from "safe" white-and-green to deep red. Her voice was taking on that funny tone to it, like she had a reverb going, and Porter knew what that meant.
"No,thank you." Sailors of legend had dived over the sides of ships to get to sirens. Porter dived through the floor to escape this one.
He pulled the door upwards, grabbed the handle that was created when he did that, and swung down onto the third floor by the handle, yanking the door shut with his weight.
And then, of course, the doorknob vanished.
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Date: 2012-03-17 02:54 am (UTC)Oh dear, where will he end up? Looking forward to the next bit, whenever you have the energy to write it! Don't strain yourself! Poor Lynnie.
Typos: "told porter that" "No,thank you."
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Date: 2012-03-17 11:06 pm (UTC)I feel so special that the one story you worked on while sick was for me!
What type of changes does Lucian have? If it was mentioned before I can't recall.
I'm glad there is more to come because I really want to know how the date goes!
-Anon
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Date: 2012-03-18 12:17 am (UTC)He has Wings. Possibly bird wings. I'll have to check with Cluudle for the rest.