Help, my brain is making crossover fanfic
Jun. 13th, 2011 08:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aldersprigItem the first: I watch crime shows while knitting. This month is Criminal Minds.
Item the second: I have this lovely abduction-and-slavery setting, Tir Na Cali.
Item the third: the two would marry pretty nicely, if Crim. Minds didn't keep ending in people dying. Well, beginning that way.
So, I have this scene in my head where the Cali Agency slave-running team accidentally finds one of the girl-abduction-etc. stories in Criminal Minds (thinking the one I barely remember, involving impregnating girls in cages in a basement), 'rescues(*)' the girls, locks the bad guys in a cage, and sends the BAU a note.
(*) See slave-raiding. But at least now they're not getting killed, right?
And then I was watching the episode where Reid is abducted, and imagined that this was a series of Cali taunts, one-upping the BAU, and it ended with them yoinking an FBI agent from the brink of death, only to kidnap him of to Cali.
Item the second: I have this lovely abduction-and-slavery setting, Tir Na Cali.
Item the third: the two would marry pretty nicely, if Crim. Minds didn't keep ending in people dying. Well, beginning that way.
So, I have this scene in my head where the Cali Agency slave-running team accidentally finds one of the girl-abduction-etc. stories in Criminal Minds (thinking the one I barely remember, involving impregnating girls in cages in a basement), 'rescues(*)' the girls, locks the bad guys in a cage, and sends the BAU a note.
(*) See slave-raiding. But at least now they're not getting killed, right?
And then I was watching the episode where Reid is abducted, and imagined that this was a series of Cali taunts, one-upping the BAU, and it ended with them yoinking an FBI agent from the brink of death, only to kidnap him of to Cali.
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Date: 2011-06-14 03:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-14 12:34 pm (UTC)Also, not sure I could do Reid justice.
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Date: 2011-06-14 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-14 05:06 pm (UTC)Does he have a sex drive, btw?
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:41 pm (UTC)I think it could be argued that he's asexual, though there are girls he definitely seems to like-like. There's a totally hot make-out-in-a-pool scene in "Somebody's Watching" and he flirts multiple times with a bartender in "52 Pickup" but he explicitly never follows up on those relationships, without it being clear why. So you could absolutely write him as asexual but I would probably be a little disappointed :-P
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Date: 2011-06-14 06:07 pm (UTC)Hrm. Okay, I don't like writing asexual anyway! Good to know!
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Date: 2011-06-14 08:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-14 12:41 pm (UTC)Weeeeel, does it fit on any of my kinkbingo squares? :-D
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Date: 2011-06-14 05:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-14 06:09 pm (UTC)Hrrm. yes, I could do either. Both. :-D