aldersprig | Because I don't have enough to write

From

recessional.

Put a ship (either of a fandom I at least know about, or in my own 'verses) in the comments and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them:

Fake dating
Bodyswap
Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it
Dark!fic
Secret kinks
Their first kiss
Meeting the parents
Moving in together
A crossover of your choice
An au of your choice
If you like, another trope/scenario of your choice

Crossposts: http://addergoole.livejournal.com/274777.html

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From:

skysailor

...and made my own fic summary.

John and Rodney from SGA are students at Hogwarts. Rodney's muggle parents couldn't accept the idea of magic and tried to convince Rodney that he was insane (and that if magic was real and Rodney was really a wizard, he thereby had no soul and didn't deserve to live) - the Hogwarts staff memory-charmed them into forgetting about magic and thinking Hogwarts is a normal school. John and Rodney get bodyswapped, but while John's wizard parents understand, they can't tell Rodney's parents about the swap. John and Rodney cover it up by pretending to date. A sexual attraction develops, and their first kiss turns into their first time, where they learn that they can undo the swap for a certain period of time if they have sex, but have to keep doing it to stay unswapped. Eventually they move in together to make it easier to switch back. John turns out to have a thing for fucking himself, so he tries to maximize the amount of time before they do the magic-swap-inducing part of the sex.

From:

aldersprig

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *breathes* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

From:

skysailor

Not a specific ship, but how would a bodyswap affect Kept/Keeper status in Addergoole? I guess... Regine and Ambrus?

From:

aldersprig

"This is unfortunate." Regine's voice - not her voice, no, Ambrus' voice - sounded strange, her clipped tones coming from his smooth voice. "Ambrus, come over here."

In Regine's body, slumped at the other side of the room, Ambrus looked up. The order was pulling at him, but not as forcefully as it ought to have been.

"Maybe... you need to rephrase that?" It felt weird, to hear her voice being uncertain.

"Regine, come over here right now."

And that, the order understood. Ambrus let the bond puppet the body that wasn't his anyway over to his ... her... over to the body currently holding his Owner.

From:

clare_dragonfly

I'm going to SHOCK you with my pairing choice. Just completely astonish you. Are you ready?

Kai/Rozen ;)

Crossover with Criminal Minds! AU where Rozen does Keep her at the beginning of her first year!

From:

aldersprig

Kai/Rozen

Fake dating - after the Retirement series
"Now, this is what we're going to do. We're going to be a nice, happy couple."

"We're not any of those things."

"We're faking it."

"When did you become so sneaky?"

Kailani was not prone to physical violence, stormy temper or not. She simply glared at Rozen. "Several decades ago. About at the point that the world began to end."

"Ha. All right, you win, Red. I'll be your nice little boyfriend."

"Little?" She shook her head. "Hardly. Smile, Rozen, try not to look like you're faking it, and attempt to act like you like me."

"Can't I just like you?"

Bodyswap -late in Year 5

She woke up that morning feeling wrong, feeling decidedly wrong. There was a fall of red hair in her face, which was not unusual, but the white hair also trailing her her face was. She pushed the hair out of her way, and...

And looked down, at a hand that was solid black and a chest that was both black and far too muscular. "Oh, dear." That wasn't her voice. That was a deep voice, rumbling and masculine.

And the slender redhead next to her - did she look like that?! No, that had to be someone else - stirred. "The fuck?"

Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it - 50-years-later-era

It hit them the moment they drove the wagon into the city. They were neither of them weak-willed, and thus they had a couple moments to speak before it overtook them.

"Daeva overload?" Rozen gasped out. His hands lingered on his buttons but, for the moment, his shirt stayed on.

"Or... or some sort of Hugr-Tlactl working." She held herself together long enough to steer the horses to the side of the road. "Help me."

With the order to push him, Rozen helped her unharness the horses and loop the loosely to the hitching post. That was all they could manage.

"Bed." She pushed the order out. He grabbed her and threw her onto the bed, already ripping her clothes off.

She was out of orders. Luckily, she didn't need them.

From:

clare_dragonfly

squeeeeee ♥ ♥

The first is my favorite!

From:

aldersprig

Mine, too ;-D

From:

aldersprig

Dark!fic - totes non-canon

"Hold still for a moment." Rozen put a knee on the girl's back so he could grab her wrists. "I said, hold still, why do they always send me girls who do not listen?"

"Stop it!" Her voice was familiar, but he'd been hearing that voice for decades already. She was struggling more than most, too; she'd already taken a chunk out of him. "Damnit, I said stop!"

"Darling, I get paid every year. I get asked to stop every year. How do you think that turns out for the girls?"

She stilled. He took the opportunity to tie her wrists above her head; she didn't fight anymore. "Every year?"

Secret kinks - in the post-Retirement era

"Tell me something about you." They were snowed in, so very snowed in, stuck in a tiny inn in a tiny village, lucky that their skills had paid their rent because they had no way at all of leaving. And, uncaring gods help Rozen, Kailani was bored.

"What sort of something?" The bond pushed at him, because he wasn't answering. He pushed back, but words slipped out of his mouth anyway. "Like, my favorite food is seafood Alfredo?"

"So far from the coast... no." She pursed her lips. "Something private. Something you don't want me to know."

"Kai....." He dropped his voice. "Mistress?"

"Now."

Rozen swallowed. "I've always fantasized about... about being on the bottom, a woman strong enough to hold me."

Their first kiss - Retirement-era, before they're on the road.
She had a hand on his collar. Rozen didn't move. He didn't dare move. She didn't drink often, but tonight she'd been maudlin, packing up the last of her belongings before their road trip. and drinking strawberry wine.

"Do you remember when you..." She shifted, and suddenly she was holding his throat in both hands. "On Hell Night, and you..." She pressed against his windpipe.

She had been a medical doctor before she was a Dean. He had air enough to answer. "I remember every time I saw you, every time we spoke."

Her hands pressed tighter. Rozen didn't move, didn't speak.

Her eyes were closed, he noticed, a bit fuzzily, but her lips were sweet and tasted like strawberries.

From:

clare_dragonfly

Oh man, I missed this one! You replied to your own comment :-P

This is the thing where he's taking tribute to not kill everyone else in the town?

Oooh. I could go for more of that one too ;)

Awwww ♥

Thank you for writing all of these for me!

From:

aldersprig

Whoops, sorry!

And yes, that's his protection-money racket.

*grin* I still have like two to go!

From:

aldersprig

Meeting the parents - Between Years 5 & 6

"Dad." Rozen nodded at his father. Why was he here? When had he gotten so short?

"Rozen." Port's answering nod was short and curt. "Ready to go home?"

"Kai! Kailani!" The voice cut across the crowd; Rozen whipped around, looking for it. It sounded... it sounded like an older Kai. The woman waving...

"Friend of yours?" Port had caught sight of the hippy, too. And she was, wild hair, tie-dyed dress... gorgeous. "Mother of your baby's mother?"

"No." He found Kai in the crowd, balancing two babies, Conrad trailing along behind her. "No, her kids aren't mine."

Moving in together - Sometime Post apoc, post-"Retirement."

"So." Kailani walked around the house. "So this is... well, this is it." She took a breath. "this is home for the next twelve months. Inasmuch as anything is home."

Rozen looked at her. Stared at her, really, until he realized he was staring. "This was your idea." He was growling. He swallowed and pitched his voice lower. "Kai... Kaiea?" Kailani was dead. He'd remember that eventually. "Kai, you wanted to settle for a while."

She had tears in her eyes. What was he supposed to do about that?

"I did. I do. I think it'll be good." She swallowed hard. "I'm just homesick."

What was he supposed to say to that?

A crossover-Criminal Minds - post-school pre-apoc

"It was good of you to consult with us, Dr. Storm." Hotch was in charge of being diplomatic, and he was good at it. "These details don't miss our profile, however."

"Seven women have gone missing. You have yet to find a single body." She spoke dispassionately, her fingers caressing the data. "'Single white male, between twenty-eight and forty, quiet, polite, intelligent, and not as successful as he should have been. I'm only suggesting you have two details wrong."

Morgan didn't bother to hide his anger. "You're saying it's a black man in his early twenties. Why?"

"Because I know who's doing it. And why."

From:

clare_dragonfly

Aww!

Aww!

AUGH MORE WHAT IS HE DOING WHY

From:

aldersprig

*Laugh* I got ALL CAPS

Which? The Criminal Minds one?

From: (Anonymous)

My guess is that he's not killing them.

Rix

From:

clare_dragonfly

Yes. But based on part 2 I'm guessing this is the tribute thing. Only not apocalyptic, because the BAU still exists.

From:

aldersprig

AU where Rozen does Keep her at the beginning of her first year!13

"She keeps crying." Rozen had, finally, dragged Kailani to Mendosa's office. "It's been four weeks. Mea didn't cry."

Kai wiped her eyes and tried to look proud. Shoulders back, head up, that's what her mother had told her. The school psychologist murmured a Working. Kai recognized it as an Idu Intinn, a mind-reading, and flinched. Not that, please.

"I'll do my best to not be invasive, Kailani, but I need to understand." The doctor looked over her glasses at Rozen. "You brought her to me."

"I'm an asshole, not a monster. I'm not beating her, I'm not starving her..."

"I don't..." Kai swallowed hard. "I don't know what thoughts are my own anymore!"